Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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