Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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