Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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