The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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