Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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