i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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