So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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