It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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