I CAN MOONWALK!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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