I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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