He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
