I'm going to jail i love you
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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