Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
