ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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