I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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