Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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