I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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