Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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