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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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