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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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