I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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