Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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