i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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