How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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