like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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