people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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