Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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