it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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