you have to choose: penises or morals?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
