just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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