there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
BRING THE BAGELS
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
