TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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