Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
