she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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