so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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