i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i believe in u and ur pee
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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