Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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