The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
