I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Who did Billy Mays play for?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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