I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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