That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I have fence marks all over my body
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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