I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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