It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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