The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i now understand why vodka
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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