You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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