What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
