Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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