just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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