last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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