There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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