is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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