why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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