Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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