I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I think i got beer on your cat.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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