I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Alive.
So much puke
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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