Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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